Mipdobbag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable aardvark.

Mipdobbag created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mipdobbag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mipdobbag, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mipdobbag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mipdobbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sharks.

2. Always look after injured otters.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never sing in the presence of dogs.

5. Do not kill monkeys.