Sadpiddav is a god.

She takes the form of a small, contented warg.

Sadpiddav created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Sadpiddav, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sadpiddav, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sadpiddav's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sadpiddav's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Do not speak about wheat.