Tagfobfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unthinking skunk.

Tagfobfarn created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagfobfarn, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tagfobfarn, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tagfobfarn's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Tagfobfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.