Tofhudlidominrowflag Zakdaptik is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, calm rat.

Tofhudlidominrowflag Zakdaptik created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofhudlidominrowflag Zakdaptik, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tofhudlidominrowflag Zakdaptik, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tofhudlidominrowflag Zakdaptik's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tofhudlidominrowflag Zakdaptik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill seals.

2. Hide from orange sheep for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Never mention turtles.