Babdabtab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, bad-tempered penguin.

Babdabtab created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Babdabtab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Babdabtab, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Babdabtab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Babdabtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Babdabtab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Hide from red hamsters for they are unholy.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Fast once a month.