Armflabdidbast is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omnipotent narwhal.

Armflabdidbast created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armflabdidbast, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Armflabdidbast, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Armflabdidbast's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Armflabdidbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Retreat if eight nematodes approach from the east.