Stipvanxuck Sandtindabgabbesthogmap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, thoughtless bat.

Stipvanxuck Sandtindabgabbesthogmap created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipvanxuck Sandtindabgabbesthogmap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stipvanxuck Sandtindabgabbesthogmap, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stipvanxuck Sandtindabgabbesthogmap's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Stipvanxuck Sandtindabgabbesthogmap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Stipvanxuck Sandtindabgabbesthogmap seven times a day.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Stipvanxuck Sandtindabgabbesthogmap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Stipvanxuck Sandtindabgabbesthogmap in the centre of the settlement.