Riltimfub is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, able walrus.

Riltimfub created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riltimfub, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Riltimfub, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Riltimfub's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Riltimfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Riltimfub on top of important buildings.

4. Put Riltimfub first in all things.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.