Tarpnigarmtomcabwot is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing shrew.

Tarpnigarmtomcabwot created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Tarpnigarmtomcabwot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tarpnigarmtomcabwot, he will turn you into a dog.

Tarpnigarmtomcabwot's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tarpnigarmtomcabwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Erect three iron sculptures of Tarpnigarmtomcabwot on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.