Pitwipbigcitflywadlab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, generous yak.

Pitwipbigcitflywadlab created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitwipbigcitflywadlab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pitwipbigcitflywadlab, she will turn you into a frog.

Pitwipbigcitflywadlab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pitwipbigcitflywadlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never feed lots of bread to ants while wearing mauve shorts.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. You must love Pitwipbigcitflywadlab.