Cusscemdim Tagfodpak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient dragonfly.

Cusscemdim Tagfodpak created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Cusscemdim Tagfodpak, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cusscemdim Tagfodpak, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cusscemdim Tagfodpak's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cusscemdim Tagfodpak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo badgers for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cusscemdim Tagfodpak.

3. Never feed carrots to gulls while wearing pink hats.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.