Nultabmab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, witless deer.

Nultabmab created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nultabmab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nultabmab, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nultabmab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nultabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nultabmab.

2. You must love Nultabmab.

3. Never talk about whales.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nultabmab.