Weefodhabfumhadbapflowgig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, staggering human.

Weefodhabfumhadbapflowgig created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Weefodhabfumhadbapflowgig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Weefodhabfumhadbapflowgig, it will destroy your home planet.

Weefodhabfumhadbapflowgig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Weefodhabfumhadbapflowgig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Sharks are not to be trusted.

5. Never chant in holy places.