Catsabgon is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish octopus.

Catsabgon created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catsabgon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Catsabgon, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Catsabgon's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Catsabgon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Catsabgon loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never run in the presence of grasshopers.