Zigsomnull is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring lizard.

Zigsomnull created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Zigsomnull, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zigsomnull, it will turn you into a dog.

Zigsomnull's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Zigsomnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Never feed lots of figs to ducks while wearing magenta shoes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Always pray immersed in water.