Fomingfar is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, dishonest camel.

Fomingfar created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomingfar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fomingfar, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fomingfar's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fomingfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near capybaras while wearing green trousers and balancing five copper spheres on your chest.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.