Yakarmnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless ferret.

Yakarmnarl created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yakarmnarl, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yakarmnarl, he will turn you into a rock.

Yakarmnarl's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Yakarmnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.