Popfednar is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart
slug.
Popfednar created an atom four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Popfednar, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Popfednar, it will cry a lot.
Popfednar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Popfednar's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured aardvarks.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. You must never eat onions.
4. Do not take Popfednar's name in vain.
5. Never wear yellow rings.