Jadnullcip is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tranquil wombat.

Jadnullcip created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadnullcip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jadnullcip, she will turn you into a hamster.

Jadnullcip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Jadnullcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must pray to Jadnullcip four times a day.

4. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

5. Do not chop down trees.