Pondossnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate pigeon.

Pondossnutt created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pondossnutt, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pondossnutt, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pondossnutt's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Pondossnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never think about gravity near mice while wearing indigo trousers and balancing three nickel spheres on your face.