Femmanbam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful hamster.

Femmanbam created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femmanbam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Femmanbam, she will turn you into a puffin.

Femmanbam's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Femmanbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.