Abnutnull is a god.

It takes the form of a small, compassionate warg.

Abnutnull created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abnutnull, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Abnutnull, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Abnutnull's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Abnutnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Never pour water over plants.