Cipgemdon Quafwonfumfab Flabnilkin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking clam.

Cipgemdon Quafwonfumfab Flabnilkin created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cipgemdon Quafwonfumfab Flabnilkin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cipgemdon Quafwonfumfab Flabnilkin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Cipgemdon Quafwonfumfab Flabnilkin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cipgemdon Quafwonfumfab Flabnilkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Cipgemdon Quafwonfumfab Flabnilkin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never sing near bats.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.