Rottiklist is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, loving turtle.

Rottiklist created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rottiklist, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rottiklist, she will turn you into a slug.

Rottiklist's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rottiklist's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Retreat if seven squirrels approach from the north.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Fast once a month.