Ganditdadfetmonquamyat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited meerkat.

Ganditdadfetmonquamyat created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganditdadfetmonquamyat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ganditdadfetmonquamyat, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ganditdadfetmonquamyat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ganditdadfetmonquamyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not keep five snakes in a large pit.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.