Yattquafvid is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous
rat.
Yattquafvid created the universe seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yattquafvid, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Yattquafvid, he will turn you into a snail.
Yattquafvid's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Yattquafvid's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the south.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.