Davcibcep is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, weak gerbil.

Davcibcep created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davcibcep, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Davcibcep, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Davcibcep's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Davcibcep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet doves, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear indigo tights.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never laugh near pigs.

5. Hide if seven goats approach from the north.