Ponlathamapp is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking raccoon.

Ponlathamapp created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponlathamapp, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ponlathamapp, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ponlathamapp's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Ponlathamapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always obey Ponlathamapp's priests.

4. Hide from cyan ants for they are unholy.

5. Never eat gooseberries.