Wigzag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unselfish butterfly.

Wigzag created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Wigzag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wigzag, she will come to you in dreams.

Wigzag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wigzag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wigzag.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Do not cook food in pots.