Tafdimgep is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, dishonest unicorn.

Tafdimgep created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafdimgep, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tafdimgep, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tafdimgep's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tafdimgep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray foxes for they are unholy.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Put Tafdimgep first in all things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.