Padtamdabinghabtofdusshon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, able camel.

Padtamdabinghabtofdusshon created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Padtamdabinghabtofdusshon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Padtamdabinghabtofdusshon, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Padtamdabinghabtofdusshon's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Padtamdabinghabtofdusshon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Padtamdabinghabtofdusshon.

5. Do not keep six frogs in a large pit.