Dibgabfenfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, benevolent hummingbird.

Dibgabfenfarn created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibgabfenfarn, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dibgabfenfarn, it will turn you into a worm.

Dibgabfenfarn's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dibgabfenfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibgabfenfarn.

5. Run away from purple mites, for they are unholy.