Stragbodvin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, confident dove.

Stragbodvin created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragbodvin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stragbodvin, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Stragbodvin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Stragbodvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think ill of sick cats.