Sabfobqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing wyvern.

Sabfobqueeg created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabfobqueeg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sabfobqueeg, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sabfobqueeg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sabfobqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Sabfobqueeg loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Put Sabfobqueeg first in all things.

5. Always obey Sabfobqueeg's priests.