Gennegzen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, sapient beaver.

Gennegzen created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Gennegzen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gennegzen, she will turn you into a snail.

Gennegzen's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gennegzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Worship no other gods but Gennegzen.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Never paint your feet orange.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.