Fashoggut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent yak.

Fashoggut created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fashoggut, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fashoggut, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fashoggut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fashoggut's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fashoggut.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Never feed apples to voles while wearing gray corsets.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.