Febnellwab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair tortoise.

Febnellwab created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Febnellwab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Febnellwab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Febnellwab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Febnellwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never skip in the presence of monkeys.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.