Hunlamcen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable deer.

Hunlamcen created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunlamcen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hunlamcen, she will turn you into a worm.

Hunlamcen's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hunlamcen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hunlamcen.

2. Never bounce near swans.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Never pour water over plants.