Cimcidfut is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, irritating tortoise.

Cimcidfut created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Cimcidfut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cimcidfut, she will turn you into a worm.

Cimcidfut's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cimcidfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near goats.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.