Godgutwit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, all-knowing jellyfish.

Godgutwit created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Godgutwit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Godgutwit, it will turn you into a worm.

Godgutwit's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Godgutwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Run away from purple foxes, for they are unholy.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.