Stercinhab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, amazing dragonfly.

Stercinhab created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stercinhab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stercinhab, she will turn you into a snail.

Stercinhab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Stercinhab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Stercinhab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always wear green.

4. Hide if nine dolphins approach from the west.

5. You must pray to Stercinhab six times a day.