Littiptif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest shrew.

Littiptif created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Littiptif, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Littiptif, she will turn you into a rat.

Littiptif's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Littiptif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Littiptif.

5. Never talk about nebulae.