Bomzengun is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless pigeon.

Bomzengun created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomzengun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bomzengun, she will ignore you.

Bomzengun's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bomzengun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bomzengun on top of all buildings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never chant in holy places.