Stafpiggum is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical
mink.
Stafpiggum created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stafpiggum, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Stafpiggum, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Stafpiggum's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Stafpiggum's Holy Commandments1. Run away from fawn pigs, for they are unholy.
2. Never go into violet rooms.
3. Do not laugh in public.
4. Do not keep eight geese in a large pit.
5. Put Stafpiggum first in all things.