Flapragbit is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, intelligent ferret.

Flapragbit created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapragbit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flapragbit, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flapragbit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Flapragbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never feed spinach to moths while wearing ear rings.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not bounce in public.