Badhapzak is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful unicorn.

Badhapzak created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Badhapzak, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Badhapzak, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Badhapzak's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Badhapzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near swans while wearing white skirts and balancing seven silicon spheres on your legs.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Do not eat parsnips.