Rowdun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty jaguar.

Rowdun created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowdun, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rowdun, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rowdun's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Rowdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red boots.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near birds while wearing fawn corsets and balancing five tin spheres on your face.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Never look at galaxies.