Legbin Spagbanster is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy squid.

Legbin Spagbanster created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legbin Spagbanster, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Legbin Spagbanster, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Legbin Spagbanster's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Legbin Spagbanster's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always help sick birds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.