Cimgessrak is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous gnu.

Cimgessrak created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimgessrak, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cimgessrak, he will manifest in front of you.

Cimgessrak's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cimgessrak's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never look in ponds.