Fidsigwap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered tapir.

Fidsigwap created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidsigwap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fidsigwap, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fidsigwap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fidsigwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Put Fidsigwap first in all things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.